Robyn needs some love

I've been in something of a strange mood lately. I've been feeling rather restless and incoherent.

So, rather than risk disturbing you with what nonsensical thoughts I might be having right about now, here's one of those “google search for your name + 'needs' and post the results” things. Some are very true. Some less true. Some, I hope are not true. Can you guess which ones are which?

Robyn Needs Your Support!

Robyn needs advice

Robyn needs to be taught a lesson - luckily for her it's the kind of dirty tutorial she enjoys [???]

Robyn needs to be sure

Robyn needs a name

Robyn needs to feel What is Above and not be afraid that It is an enemy

Robyn needs to work on tolerance and understanding

Robyn needs help!

Robyn needs more by way of a biography than those brief words

Robyn needs to stay here

Robyn needs to raise £500,000

Robyn needs input

Robyn needs an apology

Robyn needs to coordinate

Robyn needs to get started on the sequel

Robyn needs wisdom

Robyn needs scribes to help at refugee interviews

Robyn needs a band

Robyn needs it spelled out that she's dumped

Robyn needs to make an album

Robyn needs to contend with male teasing

Robyn needs some love

Robyn needs to tear all these words to shreds.